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This Is How It Happened

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A woman scorned vows to murder her ex-boyfriend in "a creamy, dreamy revenge treat" (Publishers Weekly, starred review).

He lied, he cheated. He destroyed her life. How difficult could killing him be?

Madeline Piatro devoted four years of her life to her boyfriend Carlton—and, in return, got romance, flowers, and the best sex she'd ever had. But then he dumped her—by e-mail, no less! He used her, he broke her heart . . . and he even cost her the marketing job she dearly loved. Now Maddy's on a mission. She wants revenge and she wants her career back.

But Maddy's about to discover that getting even, no matter how justifiable, isn't as easy as it might at first appear—even with a batch of arsenic brownies, the help of a professional (if bumbling) hit man, and the advice and best wishes of her very best friends.

"One of those rare, impossible-to-put-down books. There's a plethora of black humor, witty dialogue, and plot twists. The unique, unforgettable characters . . . all come together to make one delectably entertaining story. . . . [A] winner." —Booklist, starred review

"A great read, and great laugh—and now we guys know what's really going on in there!" —Hugh Jackman, actor and producer

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      Starred review from December 24, 2007
      At the start of Barrett’s very funny second novel (after 2007’s The Men’s Guide to the Women’s Bathroom
      ), Madeline Piatro, a powerhouse marketing whiz, vows to kill her ex-fiancé, Carlton Connors, the sexy but selfish son of an equally self-absorbed millionaire. Soon after meeting as students in the University of Texas (Austin) M.B.A. program, Maddy and Carlton move in together. She falls for his sappy “I intend to marry you” proposal, helps him graduate and creates Organics 4 Kids, a lunch program for parents on the go that his father bankrolls. Four years later, the unfaithful and deceitful Carlton dumps and fires Maddy after the company built on her program takes off. Maddy recognizes her part in the debacle, but Carlton is such a jerk, readers can’t resist cheering her on as she experiments with poisoned brownies and retribution spells. Help comes from an unlikely source, a memorable hit man who provides a juicy cherry on the top of a creamy, dreamy revenge treat.

    • Booklist

      Starred review from February 1, 2008
      After Madeline Piatros fianc', Carlton Connors, steals her profitable business plan, puts the un into unsafe sex, and fires her, she gets mad. Then she decides to get even. First she experiments with poisons, but after a raccoon dies from eating the remains of her furniture-polish-laced brownies, Maddy tries another tactic, a revenge spell from the California Astrology Association. When this doesnt seem to be effective, Maddy does the one thing she knows will workshe hires a Mafia hit man to do some serious damage to her ex. Barretts tale of revengeisone of those rare, impossible-to-put-down books. Theres a plethora of black humor, witty dialogue, and plot twists. The unique, unforgettable characters, from the justice-seeking Maddy to her recovered drug-addicted brother to the sweet-toothed hit man, all come together to make one delectably entertaining story. Barrett, the author of the international favorite The Mens Guide to the Womens Bathroom (2007), has created another winner with this fast, funny read.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2008, American Library Association.)

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