The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless

Are you rotten enough to read this book? Ha! And I mean that in a laugh-in-your-face, you're not-really-rotten-at-all way. Have you ever destroyed the planet? Turned earthworms into your personal army of doom? Refused to eat your broccoli and hidden it in your underwear? Well, never mind that last one. I mean, who hasn't? But still, no one is as rotten as Zachary Ruthless. In fact, his adventures are so rotten you might want to just put this book down now and back away very slowly.